Beowulf

Plot Summary:The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

Carter Review: Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. It was very much like watching an excessively gory video game...oh, yeah and all the blood and guts were coming out at me in 3-D! The hero, Beowulf, is not very lovable as he's kind of selfish and lustful. He is tough, and also fights in the buff. Dark and not enjoyable. For details on its full contents IMDB's "parents guide" for advisory content is really good at explaining. To sum it up, if it hadn't been "animated" it would have been R or NC-17.

Likelihood of Buying: NONE